{"id":139,"date":"2011-04-01T23:32:15","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T23:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/?p=139"},"modified":"2011-04-01T23:32:15","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T23:32:15","slug":"think-geek-april-1-portal-maru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"Think Geek, April 1, Portal Maru"},"content":{"rendered":"

Begin forwarded message:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\"ThinkGeek\"<\/a><\/td>\n\n

Spoiler Alert!!!!!!1!!!one<\/h1>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

On 3\/31\/2011 at 0:42 AM, Timmy wrote:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You gotta see this.<\/p>\n

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Make someone smile!!!!!<\/h2>\n

\"WE<\/a><\/p>\n

Tell them they look extra geeky today.<\/h4>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n
\"pretty \"pretty<\/td>\n\n

YOU MIGHT BE A GEEK IF…<\/h2>\n<\/td>\n

\"pretty \"pretty<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

You know something special might be happening on ThinkGeek.com on 4\/1. (Shhhhhhh<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

You wouldn’t mind if robots overthrew humanity as long as they were fueled by booze–or looked like 6.<\/p>\n

You keep a cricket bat by your bed just in case.<\/p>\n

You know where your towel is.<\/p>\n

You know there are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.<\/p>\n

You figure it’s always PEBKAC.<\/p>\n

You know his name isn’t “Doctor Who.”<\/p>\n

You think science has a special smell. (It’s probably the ozone.)<\/p>\n

You know Han shot first.<\/p>\n

You refer to your teenage years as “Pon Farr.”<\/p>\n

You have at least 3 computers in your house, with more in pieces for weekend projects, and a box full of outdated peripherals just in case.<\/p>\n

Your vacation days are spent at cons–or recovering from cons.<\/p>\n

You break warranties as a force of habit.<\/p>\n

You’ve said “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” to a coworker, and there’s a good chance you got paid for it.<\/p>\n

You would<\/em> like a peanut, thank you for asking.<\/p>\n

You’d want something with some slink if you’re gonna wear a dress.<\/p>\n

You don’t let anyone touch your red stapler.<\/p>\n

You would consider buying a Roomba, Kinect, or 3D television, but only to hack.<\/p>\n

You think your dice are trying to kill you.<\/p>\n

You have time to read this because your code is compiling.<\/p>\n

You’re sad this list isn’t 42 items long.<\/p>\n

\"TTTTTTGGGGGGGGG\"<\/p>\n

STANDBY FOR AWESOME IN<\/h1>\n

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\"PEWPEWPEW\"<\/a><\/p>\n

DANCE BREAK!!!!<\/h1>\n

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GALLERY ‘O CUTE<\/h1>\n

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@}}~~}~~ \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 GEEK HAIKU \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 ~~{~~{{@<\/h2>\n

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I’ve always wondered
\nwhat solder really tastes like.
\nUm, hospital, please.
\n–Adam in Rock Hill, South Carolina<\/p>\n

two words never heard
\nin polite conversation
\nMicrosoft Vista
\n— Dave in Mont Vernon, New Hampshire<\/p>\n

Droning on and on
\nTalking about the atom
\nWhat an awful Bohr.
\n— Michael in Johnston, Rhode Island<\/p>\n

@}}~~}~~ \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 END OF LINE \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 ~~{~~{{@<\/h2>\n

For next 20 seconds, think happy thoughts and look at this pic!<\/p>\n

ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!!!!!<\/p>\n

\"WAIT<\/p>\n

WARNING: DO NOT FORWARD THIS E-MAIL!<\/p>\n

If you forward this email u will have 42 years bad luck!!<\/p>\n

Stephanie forwarded this e-mail on 3 February 1994
\nand she is still on dial-up connection!<\/p>\n

Its a true story ask ur mom!<\/p>\n

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\"JK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Begin forwarded message: Spoiler Alert!!!!!!1!!!one On 3\/31\/2011 at 0:42 AM, Timmy wrote: You gotta see this. >>>> >>>> lawl >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> is this a joke? >>>> Make someone smile!!!!! Tell […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trystero"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.qyestioneverything.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}